TV: Tonight, George’s mother visits the Masterchef kitchen.
MUM: Who?
MARTA: George’s mum.
MUM: What mum?
VERONICA: George’s mum is in the Masterchef kitchen.
MUM: Who is she?
MARTA and VERONICA: GEORGE’S MUM!
MUM: What? What mum, I can’t see her.
VERONICA: JESUS CHRIST! It’s George’s Mum. Have a look and see if you can’t find the only woman there!
Pause
MUM: They all look the same to me.
THE END.
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